Find My Wife Quotes

4 Find My Wife quotes by 4 unique authors

• Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my… — Jack Handey
• I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of being provoked to bring up; but I will not, for… — Samuel Pepys
• I have been right, Basil, haven’t I, to take my love out of poetry, and to find my wife in Shakespeare’s plays? Lips that Shakespeare… — Oscar Wilde
• Recently, I dreamed that I returned home to find my wife had married Ray Winstone. They were kind and let me stay, but the whole… — Peter Capaldi

Who Wrote These Find My Wife Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 4 Find My Wife Quotes as follows:

• 1 Find My Wife Quote by Samuel Pepys
• 1 Find My Wife Quote by Peter Capaldi
• 1 Find My Wife Quote by Oscar Wilde
• 1 Find My Wife Quote by Jack Handey