Faux Quotes

39 Faux quotes by 36 unique authors

In a safe Western world where we're not being shot at and we're not starving, the worst thing that happens to us most days is… — Ricky Gervais
Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. — Ricky Gervais
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. — Wilson Mizner
My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular. — Kevin O'Leary
Every person who speaks or writes for the public will make an occasional faux pas, and sooner or later will write or say something inappropriate. — Dennis Prager
I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of… — John Oliver
The faux now of Twitter updates and things pinging at you - all the pulses from digitality that we try to keep up with because… — Douglas Rushkoff
She still felt like a punked-out, faux-leather-wearing, free-thinking Bratz doll in a sea of Pretty Princess of Preppyland Barbies. — Sara Shepard
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like… — Rachel RenÃ©e Russell
We didn't think the library was funny looking in it's faux- Greek splendor, nor did we find the cuisine limited or bland, or the movies… — Audrey Niffenegger
I stopped the blade two inches before it touched Andreaâ€™s neck. Because she was my best friend, and sticking knives into your best friendâ€™s windpipe… — Ilona Andrews
If faux liberal white guys want to support and defend Obama, by all means please do so. But I would suggest they try to limit… — John Ridley
Many faux pas of fashion can be avoided if you curb your instinctive desire to buy things with your heart instead of your head. — Edith Head
It was the Obama administration that cut a faux deal with the Iranians that will not disarm Iran of its nuclear capabilities, and will in… — Ben Shapiro
We cannot consume our way into personal growth. Yet, millions of us have bought into this cynical concept of faux identity. — Jane Velez-Mitchell
Barack Obama has brought glamour back to American politics - not the faux glamour-by-association of campaigning with movie stars or sailing with the Kennedys, but… — Virginia Postrel
A way you can get really good abs in film is you get your makeup artist to paint shadows - faux washboard. But if you… — Jennifer Tilly
Cynicism is the motivator of today's world, kindness is the reality of yesterday's world, empowerment is our de faux of tomorrows world. — Jasmina Siderovski

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36 authors contributed a total of 39 Faux Quotes, led by these top contributors: