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Fats Quotes by Augusten Burroughs
- I realized I could really become hooked on these happy pills. They gave me a glorious feeling of general well-being and didn't make me fat,…
- I just look at her and she creeps me out. She looks like she would eat a baby. Not that she's fat. She just looks…
- The most I would do was use the shadow tool in Photoshop to bring out the muscular rips in my stomach, which were honestly there.…
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- All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
- Nobody wants a fat lead singer. — Sebastian Bach
- Americans like fat books and thin women. — Russell Baker
- I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk. — Tyra Banks
- It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
- Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and… — Roseanne Barr
- 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
- I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working,… — Drew Barrymore
- American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. — Dave Barry
- I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your… — Drew Barrymore
- There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging… — Charles Baudelaire
- I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our… — Lake Bell