Best Fathers Day Sayings
240 Fathers Day quotes by 173 unique authors
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Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face.…
— John Aubrey
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My father was often angry when I was most like him.
— Lillian Hellman
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The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
— Confucius
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There must always be a struggle between a father and son, while one aims at power and the other at independence.
— Samuel Johnson
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You don't raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons, they'll turn out to be heroes, even if it's just in…
— Wally Schirra
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I think once I fail enough as a dad, I'll be looking for help wherever I can get it. I just need enough time to…
— Ty Burrell
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A father is a man who fails every day.
— Michael Chabon
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I thought I would be more inspired to have all these new feelings to talk about, but I really just want to hang out with…
— Jay-Z
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If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition in…
— Michael Showalter
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My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy,…
— Caroline Rhea
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The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him,…
— Eleanor Roosevelt
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh,…
— Jon Stewart
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Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is…
— Dave Barry
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I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out…
— Ann Richards
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Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.
— William Wordsworth
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To her, the name of father was another name for love.
— Fanny Fern
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Lucky that man whose children make his happiness in life and not his grief, the anguished disappointment of his hopes.
— Euripides
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Noble fathers have noble children.
— Euripides
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It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.
— Mark Twain
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Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
— Groucho Marx
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
— Steve Martin
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
— Spike Milligan
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My dad has always taught me these words: care and share.
— Tiger Woods
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Being Chinese immigrants in the United States, it was important for my parents to maintain ties that went back a long time. They led by…
— Unknown Author
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An angry father is most cruel towards himself.
— Publilius Syrus
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