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- Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark
- My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children. — Columba Bush
- My father-in-law was once Chairman of Military Affairs in the Senate, the latter part of the Wilson Administrations. He knew a lot… — Stuart Symington
- Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is… — Mark Consuelos
- We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
- My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big… — Jeff Foxworthy
- My father-in-law and I always had great interest in Indian sport. At the Athens Olympics, watching the wrestling event, we started discussing… — Amit Bhatia
- My father-in-law has ear hair like a wolverine. It fans out from the auricles, wafting from the ridge lines like cilia, like… — Rosecrans Baldwin
- Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law. — Don Baylor
- We have three generations at home, including my father-in-law. I keep a very low profile, and a lot of things I do… — Mira Nair