Father-In-Law Quotes

10 Father-In-Law quotes by 10 unique authors

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark
My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children. — Columba Bush
My father-in-law was once Chairman of Military Affairs in the Senate, the latter part of the Wilson Administrations. He knew a lot about and was… — Stuart Symington
Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here?… — Mark Consuelos
We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do… — Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law and I always had great interest in Indian sport. At the Athens Olympics, watching the wrestling event, we started discussing the state of… — Amit Bhatia
My father-in-law has ear hair like a wolverine. It fans out from the auricles, wafting from the ridge lines like cilia, like gray feathered plumage. — Rosecrans Baldwin
Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law. — Don Baylor
We have three generations at home, including my father-in-law. I keep a very low profile, and a lot of things I do are very much… — Mira Nair

Who Wrote These Father-In-Law Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 10 Father-In-Law Quotes as follows: