Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the Lord shall be made fat. (Proverbs 28:25) — Bible
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. — Unknown Author
I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so I could compete with the real whores who played the other roles. I… — Victoria Abril
It's so logical and so simple. Fat is the backup fuel system. The role it plays in the body is that when there's no carbohydrate… — Robert Atkins
Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff. — Stockard Channing
The biggest threat to McDonald's lies within - and that is us as a company becoming complacent. There are a lot of companies that get… — Charlie Bell
They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing; To shew that the LORD is upright: he is my… — Bible
DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. This Divine Being in some… — Ambrose Bierce
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a… — Roseanne Barr
(raps) so I walk down the street and fry some chicken it's that damn good that they be licken (don't ask what they be licken....… — Tamika-leeigh
Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
Fat people are so full of themselves. — Nikhil Saluja
Having a friend like you is a lucky break. Sorta like getting an extra big serving of low fat whipped cream on the hot fudge… — Superman
Dear crush,don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on christmas eve after all you were on my wish… — Corey Chevier
Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit. — Nikhil Saluja
Fat girls who don't suck dick, usually serve no purpose. — Nikhil Saluja
If a cute guy tells u your hot, and a fat girls says your ugly. who u gonna believe: the 1 that wants in your… — Superman
Ass so fat, I need a lap dance, — Krystal
You're not fat, you're just.. easier to see — Hussein Nishah
No one is too fat to run, except the Pinoy policeman. — Superman
If I had one wish in the world I would want to take away all the pain in our life's, walk around seeing the scars… — James
If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs
I don't care if u're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If u're nice to me, I'll be… — Eminem
Every girl is beautiful,Dont say to girls that there ugly or fat.Some starve themselves,cutting or some other things because you said that.If you call them… — Jasmine
It's okay to be fat. so your're fat. just be fat and shut up about it — Roseanne Barr

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