Fat Quotes

1584 Fat quotes by 1078 unique authors

Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda. — Neil Young
Good enough is good enough. Perfect will make you a big fat mess every time. — Rebecca Wells
I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman. — Joe Tex
She was running from a fat man selling salvation in his hand. — Huey Lewis
I look fine. I've had no surgery apart from an operation I had decades ago to remove the fat under my eyes. My mum looked… — David Cassidy
I think there is a lot of fat in the government. — Luis Fortuno
I eat 230 grams of protein daily, 308 grams of carbohydrates, maybe 70 grams of fat. I can have one cheat meal a week but… — Tyson Gay
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis
The pressure on women to be thin is like a plague. I have gone through my life, like a lot of women, rating my experiences… — Felicity Huffman
I can't remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the… — Rosie Huntington Whiteley
V-necks are great because you can get a little fat and you still look kind of good - and I like to get fat sometimes,… — Zachary Knighton
I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat. — Stephanie Klein
People can say you're fat because you're filling a void, or you eat for all these emotional reasons. I said, 'I don't need to focus… — Stephanie Klein
I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson
Top dog, top hat, move that muscle, move that fat. — Elton John
When you're a big girl like me, you want someone who makes you feel diminutive. I think fat guys are sexy. — Hoda Kotb
My father raised us like... we were not allowed to see people in any sort of colors, but also we were not allowed to call… — Khloe Kardashian
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. — Lloyd Kaufman
I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I… — Jen Lancaster
It's better to be skinny than to be fat. — Natalia Vodianova
The only way we'd get beaten was if we got a little fat-headed, if we didn't train right, if we had dissension on the squad. — Woody Hayes
Economic gross is making us fat. — Pierre Dukan
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. — Pierre Dukan
For the first 50 years of your life the food industry is trying to make you fat. Then, the second 50 years, the pharmaceutical industry… — Pierre Dukan
Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. — Noel Redding

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