Fast Acting Quotes by Ray Stevens

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Ray Stevens has 15 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.
• George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.
• Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their…
• There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts…
• Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple…
• Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.
• If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.
• Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.
• Everything is beautiful in its own way.
• They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.
• People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.
• I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in…

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