Ray Stevens Quotes

15 quotes in 267 categories

• Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.
• George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.
• Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their own way. Under…
• There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For…
• Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.
• Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.
• If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.
• Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.
• Everything is beautiful in its own way.
• They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.
• People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.
• I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.
• I did recording sessions as a musician as well as a background vocalist and enjoyed every minute of it. I remember singing harmony with Waylon…
• I saw Louis Armstrong perform at Albany State College on Radio Springs Road. He was probably the first famous individual I saw in concert. Unfortunately,…
• I'm a terrible trumpet player.

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