Fall Quotes
10460 Fall quotes by 5295 unique authors
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The leaf of every tree brings a message from the unseen world. Look, every falling leaf is a blessing.
— Unknown Author
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.…
— Jack Handey
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch…
— Jack Handey
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If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him…
— Jack Handey
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I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
— Jack Handey
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I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground…
— Jack Handey
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The first couple months, I was hitting the ball hard but had some awful, awful luck. You stay positive, keep grinding out some at-bats, get…
— Unknown Author
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We may scatter the seeds of courtesy and kindness about us at little expense. Some of them will fall on good ground, and grow up…
— Jeremy Bentham
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Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.
— Unknown Author
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Increased wages, higher pensions, more unemployment insurance, all are of no avail if the purchasing power of money falls faster.
— Bernard Baruch
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Neither great nor good things were ever attained without loss and hardships. Those that would reap and not labour, must faint with the wind, and…
— William Penn
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Answer the big question of eternity, and the little questions of life fall into perspective.
— Max Lucado
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We are really quite lucky this yeara because Christmas falls on Christmas Day
— Bobby Gould
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Staying interested in a match is a lot harder than many people think. Throughout my career, I've always had trouble in the early rounds of…
— Rod Laver
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As a writer you're holding a dog. You let the dog run about. But you finally can pull him back. Finally, I'm in control. But…
— Harold Pinter
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Once after Barefoot In the Park had been playing for about a week I went back to see it, watching the audience, which was just…
— Simon Neil
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Democracy and religion stand or fall together. Where democracy has been destroyed, religion has been doomed. Where religion has been trampled down, democracy has ceased…
— Herbert H. Lehman
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The fruits of life fall into the hands of those who climb the tree and pick them.
— Earl Tupper
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I have this helicopter crash, and I fall in love with this man who was in the crash with me. I must have been suffering…
— Christie Brinkley
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A strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to keep the flame burning, even if someone comes along…
— Zachary Taylor
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All through history it's the nations that have given most to generals and the least to the people that have been the first to fall
— Harry S. Truman
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Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself And falls on the other side
— William Shakespeare
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Whoever fights, whoever falls, Justice conquers evermore
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself.
— Mark Twain
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Genius can do much, but even genius falls short of the actuality of a single human life.
— Hamilton Wright Mabie
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