Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

Get away from me misery, get away from me loneliness, get away from me fake bitches I can't take the phoniness. — Kanye West
Those false promises is much like fake names you painted a picture for me but there was no frame. — Jennifer Hudson
How does it feel now? That I'm ripping out all of the fake pieces in your face. — Suicide Silence
Was this all worth it? For your fake fucking beauty. The price of beauty was more than you thought. — Suicide Silence
Man, the realest nigga I know is inside the mirror bro. And these fools be trippin' like a suitcase, a shoelace, they too fake. — Big Sean
Live authentically. Why would you continue to compromise something thats beautiful to create something that is fake. — Steve Maraboli
Fake people just want attention. — Unknown Author
Recently I stood in the desert, far outside of L. A., and watched the sun set on a circus tent from 1930. Everywhere stood animals:… — Robert Pattinson
Forget barbie, f-ck Nicki, she's fake. She's on a diet but my pockets eating cheesecake. — Nicki Minaj
Her green plastic watering can for her fake Chinese rubber plant. In the fake plastic earth that she bought from a rubber man. — Radiohead
She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love Bbut I can't help the feeling. I could blow… — Radiohead
A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam. It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand. — Modest Mouse
Yes?, he goes, fake shows Like wow, just go, and leave me alone! Real talk, real life, good love, goodnight, with a smile...That's my own! — Jessie J
My intelligence had always been above par with most people around me. For their sake, I used to hold myself back.. Stooping down to their… — Zero
Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real. — Blair Waldorf
Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do… — Juno (The Movie)
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me. -Aldous Snow — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I really thought, we had somethin' babe, it turned out to be, an authentic fake, fake. — Julian Marley
Ass shake ass shake yeah I like that ass shake ya'll bitches gona show me love I know ya'll hoes anit that fake — Big Sean
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson
Stay away from the fake or phoney, niggas who can't support their own. — Wiz Khalifa
Even though mad niggas hate it. I remain the most anticipated. Those glad a nigga made it bast your Nickel-plateds and salute the realness, 'cause… — Cormega
My name ring in jail and not for givin' no statement. That type of foulness consider it flagrant. O.T., give me a brick and see… — Cormega
Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it! — Zoidberg
I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance -- fake — Daniel Tosh

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