Fake Quotes
2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors
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Fake bitches just sit listen then repeat what you just said to sad and pathetic bitches then they take what they said and flip it
— Unknown Author
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And the fake will fade away....
— Julie Hernandez
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If you have to lie about it, delete it, hide it or fake it...you may wanna wanna ask yourself is this worth it? We tend…
— Julie Hernandez
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I must've got whacked on the head. He presented a totally false person for me to fall in love with.
— Christie Brinkley
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
— George Burns
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
— George Burns
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And besides, I'm so in Dutch with my neighbors here that I thought that was better than getting them all upset with what might be…
— Ernst Zundel
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So for me having that element of being able to be competitive wasn't a problem. I'm very competitive. I thought if I could skate first,…
— John Robinson
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If the price is very cheap then it's almost certainly a fake.
— David O. Russell
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When I first started the show, I was known as the 'cop nerd.' I was in the 9th Precinct in the East Village every day.…
— Jason Wiles
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I'm disappointed in acting as a craft. I want everything to go back to Orson Welles and fake noses and changing your voice. It's become…
— Spencer Tracy
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He s*** you hear might be true but then again it could be as fake as the b* who told you
— Lil Wayne
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It would be hard to blame you for having trouble taking much of what is said in Washington seriously. You heard about the Medicare actuary…
— Senator John Kerry
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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can…
— Jon Stewart
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And I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face And if I'm fake I aint notice cause my money…
— Nicki Minaj
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And if I'm fake I aint notice cause my money aint.
— Nicki Minaj
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We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we…
— Jon Stewart
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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make…
— Jon Stewart
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
— Stephen Colbert
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Cause that old shit fake, and this new shit real, j.cole not jay z witness that blueprint feel!
— J. Cole
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Will they tarnish, will they taint? glorify me, overthink, say they know me, say Im great say Im phoney, I was fake say the things…
— J. Cole
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They say I'm too fake, fuck it I'm paid.
— Big Sean
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I'm grabbin' the fattest asses, just to see 'em shake. I swear I'm too real to be, I'm too real to be livin' so fake.
— Big Sean
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Fake your way through a conversation, tell her all the things you wish were true. Maybe you're the voice of a generation and a princess…
— Mike Posner
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[on rumors her booty isn't real] I have no idea where this all attention came from. I have always dressed the same its nothing new.…
— Kim Kardashian
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