Best F K Quotes

116 F K quotes by 80 unique authors

They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something...… — Ozzy Osbourne
The world is gonna try to clean you up, what the f**k you gonna do about it? You're gonna say, "I wanna stay ugly". — Gerard Way
And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k. — Jon Stewart
Never f*!k with the ineffable. — Terry Pratchett
Historians partial to Kennedy see matters differently from those partial to L.B.J. Vietnam has become a point of contention in defending and criticizing J.F.K. — Robert Dallek
I love J. F. K. My mother had been a worker on his campaign and adored him. — Tim Matheson
M F K Fisher is the dowager queen of writers on browsing and slicing. — Philip K. Howard
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You… — Chris Rock
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload… — Mitch Hedberg
I wonder when someone will grow the testicles to say to americans everywhere, 'Enough with the self-medicating.' Seriously. What ever happened to dealing with life?… — Anthony Beal
Im so cool that pluto got the f**k out of solar system — Captain
Yeahh, I know what's wrong... You complicate everything...... F%k it lets get complicated....... — Cory Tate
Ahhhh james!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You're chill and awesome and never change!! oh and hey. Never let a girl ruin our friendship..got it?!? If she changes… — Jasmine
Yes,I hurt people. But I also hurt myself more. Every word I say.I regret,Everything. But other times I'm like F**k it! Lets go and get… — Jasmine
AHHHHHHHHH! F**K THE WORLD! F**K MY LIFE! F**K EVERYTHING! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME AND THIS F**KIN' WORLD!?!??! F**K IT! WHO CARES!-.- — Jasmine
Remember ''I'll never let a girl come between us'' And you said you wouldn't. WHEN I MESSAGE YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT NO RESPONSE! YEAH 'CAUSE YOUR… — Jasmine
You say your there for me but when I really open up to you , you just dont want to see you act like you… — SweetangelUnknown
Life is like a d**k... when its get hard f**k it simple.. — Yankees
F**K SOCIETY'S IDEA OF BEAUTIFUL. — Asheya
Treat your problems as your dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it...piss on it and walk away. — Sarah Moores
Don't let your girlfriend change her mind before you change yours. Otherwise she will let you f**k alone the street. — Emmanuel Plove
Life Is A Gamble Get In Where You Fit In,Either Love Me Or Hate Me BUT To All My HATERS F**K YOU . -TISHA WOODS- — TISHA WOODS
Men! F@*k! this ish this stuff is difficult to compose once it surfaces it impossible to decompose.... now! Pause give meeee a billion so I… — Londa Ntombela
My Love is unbound, My Passions, insatiable, my Joy, an epidemic. I sing out, cry out, scream out to the World; to those lost in… — Eric Nickel
With my Spaghetti Helm, My Plastic Katana, My Aluminum Foil Armor, My trusy Big Wheel, and the fire, the river of light and love that… — Eric Nickel

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