Best Ex Husband Quotes

46 Ex Husband quotes by 41 unique authors

I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and… — Nadine Velazquez
One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson
If your not over your EX then don't move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings! — Ashley
The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better… — Sonya Parker
Your ex is moving on with their life, and whether you want to or not you have to move on with your life too. — Sonya Parker
I love when exes try to come back because I know regret is kicking in, and karma is kicking their ass. — Sonya Parker
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Im in the paper every single week that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends,… — Kimora Lee Simmons
He's my favorite ex-husband. We get along great. I love to fish, and he has some beautiful property down there. — Jane Fonda
Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new… — Delia Ephron
I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold] — Roseanne
Thank you for all the letters of condolences....but my ex husband is alive and well. I only killed him off on my FB status....since I… — Unknown Author
Life after an ex husband is wonderful you finally know that having a relationship is possible and your newest love can last longer than 2… — Unknown Author
Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance. — Suzanne Finnamore
I will always be here. I might not be the first one there. I might not be the one who solves your problems. I just… — Megan Marie
The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state. You will gain… — Dan Pellegrino
Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright
I walk away, but I feel like something is watching me. I turn around, you're still here... — Mindy Morin
Flirting with a ex is like teasing a monkey with a banana ;) — Punkinhead Abhishek
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack

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