Best Ex Husband Quotes
46 Ex Husband quotes by 41 unique authors
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I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and…
— Nadine Velazquez
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One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food.
— Jill Scott
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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
— Johnny Carson
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If your not over your EX then don't move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings!
— Ashley
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The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better…
— Sonya Parker
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Your ex is moving on with their life, and whether you want to or not you have to move on with your life too.
— Sonya Parker
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I love when exes try to come back because I know regret is kicking in, and karma is kicking their ass.
— Sonya Parker
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Im in the paper every single week that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends,…
— Kimora Lee Simmons
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He's my favorite ex-husband. We get along great. I love to fish, and he has some beautiful property down there.
— Jane Fonda
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Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new…
— Delia Ephron
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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]
— Roseanne
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Thank you for all the letters of condolences....but my ex husband is alive and well. I only killed him off on my FB status....since I…
— Unknown Author
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Life after an ex husband is wonderful you finally know that having a relationship is possible and your newest love can last longer than 2…
— Unknown Author
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Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.
— Suzanne Finnamore
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I will always be here. I might not be the first one there. I might not be the one who solves your problems. I just…
— Megan Marie
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The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state. You will gain…
— Dan Pellegrino
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
— Ambri Bright
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I walk away, but I feel like something is watching me. I turn around, you're still here...
— Mindy Morin
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Flirting with a ex is like teasing a monkey with a banana ;)
— Punkinhead Abhishek
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My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;)
— KiKi Strack
Who Wrote These Ex Husband Quotes
41 authors contributed a total of 46 Ex Husband Quotes, led by these top contributors: