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Every first episode of a season has been crafted like another pilot. — Anna Torv
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? — Tracey Ullman
Sex in the City was a different kind of phenomenon because of the show itself is a phenomenon and to me that's successful because to… — Blair Underwood
I hate recording all the shows for the week in one day, because I want to be able to mention current events and pop culture.… — Gary Vaynerchuk
As far as I am concerned, the first episode of Buffy was the beginning of my career. It was the first time I told a… — Joss Whedon
In nighttime series, the actor gets billing up front on every episode. — Michael Zaslow
In a film you only get two hours to do this big arc and so you have to pick and choose your moments carefully, but… — Chris Zylka
When Oscar Niemeyer died on December 5, 2012, ten days before his 105th birthday, he was universally regarded as the very last of the twentieth… — Martin Filler
I've never seen an episode of 'Downton Abbey.' — Keeley Hawes
People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone… — Joss Whedon
Happiness is but a mere episode in the general drama of pain. — Thomas Hardy
If one wanted to depict the whole thing graphically, every episode, with its climax, would require a three-dimensional, or, rather, no model: every experience is… — Italo Calvino
War is an episode, a crisis, a fever the purpose of which is to rid the body of fever. So the purpose of a war… — William Faulkner
I see the whole episode in my memory as if it were a very crisply photographed black and white movie. Directed by Bergman perhaps.We are… — Erica Jong
For men, as a rule, love is but an episode which takes place among the other affairs of the day, and the emphasis laid on… — W. Somerset Maugham
I used to say to my classes that the ways to get insight are: to study infants; to study animals; to study primitive people; to… — Margaret Mead
How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pleasant to realize that… — W. Somerset Maugham
We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull. — Cassandra Clare
Indeed, the sort of crimes and even the amount of delinquency that fill the prophets of Israel with dismay do not go beyond that which… — Abraham Joshua Heschel
There are stories, like maps that agree... too consistent among too many languages and histories to be only wishful thinking.... It is always a hidden… — Thomas Pynchon
I've seen this episode. This is the one where Sylvester eats Tweety. — Rachel Vincent
You asked my opinion and I gave it. Of course you have to remember that if I’d been on the island with Gilligan, he’d have… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know, I keep having this really weird feeling that you’re going to take me someplace later and tie me up so that your friends… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You told me there wouldn’t be any Rod Serling voice-overs, yet here I am in the middle of a Twilight Zone episode. Oh, and let… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
In case you guys didn't catch last week's episode, I'm out of the flock," I informed them. "Angel has no allegiance to me. She's wanted… — James Patterson

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