Episode Quotes

281 Episode quotes by 248 unique authors

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to… — Patricia Heaton
You had to be aware that I saw that photography was a mere episode in the history of the optical projection and when the chemicals… — David Hockney
I love 'The Office.' I'm in the premiere, and I'm maybe gonna shoot another episode this season, but I've been there since the very beginning,… — Mindy Kaling
In terms of my Indianness, I try not to rely on it nor deny it. When it comes up organically in my writing, we can… — Mindy Kaling
I mean, every Star Trek episode you saw was just phenomenal. — Persis Khambatta
Sometimes I look back and think, 'Good. I'd love to go in and bang out a good episode of 'Talk Soup' today.' — Greg Kinnear
I always thought it would be funny to have the Parents Television Council write an episode of 'Family Guy' and give them full creative control.… — Seth MacFarlane
I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago, and in spite of what most people might have expected from a young girl growing up deaf,… — Marlee Matlin
I did an episode of 'Frasier' with my friend Kelsey Grammer once. — John C. McGinley
You can watch any episode you want and have a compelling story being told. — Christopher Meloni
Crime is one of the leads of the show. If there's ever anything that deals with a character's personal life, you don't have to worry… — Christopher Meloni
How come I love having an episode of deja vu? It's akin to an out-of-body experience, I would think. It sits with me, happily, begging… — Rachel Nichols
I was a big fan of 'Six Feet Under.' So, I got a bootleg copy of the first four episodes on videotape, watched them and… — Denis O'Hare
We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come… — Trey Parker
When you're making a television show, it's about the story and arc of the show rather than any particular episode or director. — Eli Roth
I did this TV show, which was my first job ever. It wasn't a real acting part. It was like this promo for this sitcom… — Sean William Scott
I actually got more attention from one episode of 'The Sopranos' than I did from two years of 'The L Word.' — Sarah Shahi
I did my acting performance in 'Roger Rabbit.' I think I did a voice-over also in 'Osmosis Jones' and I directed an episode of my… — Joel Silver
When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. — Sarah Silverman
If I could film, we'd film every episode of 'Doctor Who' in New York. I have an affinity with the city. It has some wonderful… — Matt Smith
Certainly, last year we did an episode about the census and sampling versus a direct statistic. You just said the word 'census,' and people fall… — Aaron Sorkin
My first reaction every time I delve into an episode of history that I don't know very much about is... my first reaction is anger… — Steven Spielberg
Love is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's. — Madame de Stael
Businesses that have gone through an episode of hyperinflation become understandably alert to the threat of it: at the first hint of inflation, they're likely… — James Surowiecki
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving for me is re-watching some of the classic holiday blunders that have been depicted on television. I remember… — Marlo Thomas

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