Episode Quotes

281 Episode quotes by 248 unique authors

The second episode of any new show can be tough. You have about a week to top the well-crafted and polished pilot episode that was… — Michael Patrick King
I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves. — Anthony Jeselnik
I believe that 99 percent of successful TV shows change an immense amount from the pilot to the tenth or twelfth episode. — Bill Lawrence
Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's. — Unknown Author
For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were in character and then we commented on one episode just… — Carlos Alazraqui
One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary,… — Dan Castellaneta
It's funny, I had dinner with my dear friend John Spencer last night and I'm not in the first episode, but he's at the beginning… — Stockard Channing
We share our lives with others who may be in our lives for a moment, an episode, a chapter, or for the entire novel of… — Nishan Panwar
For you it was just an episode; but for me it was like a whole story. — Yumi
IF ONE DAY in HEAVEN it's One-THOUSAND Years in the Earth Surface then our Life is just like A movie.. so make sure you play… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
He hasn't said whether he remembers the episode itself - or, if he doesn't, whether that is because it never happened or because it happened… — Michael Kinsley
You don't have a lot of time; you have to get it right. It's amazing how they create these episodes in such a short amount… — Margot Kidder
I think that episode in the third season was great. I'm really glad that we did that. He got to sleep with Sydney and kill… — Bradley Cooper
We're drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road. — Johnny Mercer
I pitched a storyline, and as far as I know it's been picked up. It's for the third and final episode I'm contracted to do.… — Corin Nemec
Here's the thing: I did one episode of Deep Space Nine, and I loved everybody that I worked with. People couldn't have been kinder... But… — Andrea Martin
I think the things I wanted answered have been answered by people in the know that we can't talk about, so I'm perfectly happy with… — Peter Mayhew
We knew all along we were making a good show, so its success was not a surprise to me. What has surprised me is the… — William Petersen
We end the show with something that's never been on TV because it was too big for a sketch but we couldn't stretch it out… — Kevin McDonald
I can't say too much about it because I don't know a lot. We're not told what's in store for our characters until we turn… — Alfre Woodard
I wouldn't want to be in a Lisa episode. They're kind of boring. Maybe a Homer one would be better. — Meg White
Unfortunately, the public might not know that we get a script usually two days before shooting. So sometimes I'm shooting an episode and don't even… — Fisher Stevens
We're about to shoot an episode on Air Force One, for instance, and we're going to take liberties, small liberties, with Air Force One, as… — Aaron Sorkin
I'm at a little loss in terms of my Leave It To Beaver expertise, since I never watched an episode of the show - so… — Harry Shearer
I don't respond to skepticism because they not gonna be skeptical for long. My life right now is like a TV show; you watch every… — Soulja Boy

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