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All Internet comedy is niche comedy. If you do an Internet video about Halo, every Halo fan will send it to every other Halo fan.… — Ricky Van Veen
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an… — Matt Roper
Six years ago, I completed the premier episode of Hawaii Five-O, and Jack Lord and I immediately realized that we had a good series, that… — James MacArthur
I feel like it's a dangerous and dark world if 'Sunny' becomes mainstream comedy. If you were to turn on CBS at 8 o'clock on… — Rob McElhenney
You could go to Estonia and there's probably an episode of 'Seinfeld' playing there. Television is a very powerful thing. — Yul Vazquez
The idea that you could stitch together every detail episode to episode and preserve continuity for the length of a season and tell a story… — Michael Loceff
To create a situation where each new episode has to start in the exact same place as the previous one, with the actors' hair in… — Michael Loceff
Sometimes people can write really great scenes and even a great episode, but they can't see the bigger picture. — M. Night Shyamalan
You can watch an episode of Friends or an episode of Law & Order and just drop in, but you're not going to in the… — Damon Lindelof
Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week's episode, her… — Tina Fey
There are certain episodes that on the page I thought, "Oh boy, this is going to be the funniest episode." And there are other ones… — Charlie Day
My childhood was not an episode from Downton Abbey — Harry Leslie Smith
We did an episode on Good Times which came out of a newspaper article about the incidence of hypertension in black males being higher than… — Norman Lear
Endings are the hardest part. I find there's a great relief that at the end of every episode, every hour of TV you produce, while… — Vince Gilligan
I directed an episode of 'Party of Five' toward the very end of that show. It was a great experience. — Matthew Fox
My approach to 'Star Trek' was, 'I know science fiction, and I know screen writing.' That was very arrogant of me, but you really need… — David Gerrold
Chimps are very quick to have a sudden fight or aggressive episode, but they're equally as good at reconciliation. — Jane Goodall
I want every episode to feel like we still haven't done this right yet. — Vincent D'Onofrio
Jessica Simpson is the youth ambassador for Operation Smile, and an episode of The Apprentice featured a team managing a charity concert she put on.… — Roma Downey
I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What… — Jimmy Fallon
I love 'Sex and the City;' I think I've seen every episode. — Julian Fellowes
I'm constantly pitching one episode where we see life through Castle's eyes. I think Castle's just a little off as far as his perception goes.… — Nathan Fillion
My dinner spot is usually in front of the TV. I'll grill a steak and whip up a salad and watch 'Hoarders'. I love it… — Nathan Fillion
Pakistan now is like a horror film franchise. You know, it's 'Friday the 13th, Episode 63: The Terrorist from Pakistan.' And each time we hear… — Mohsin Hamid
I just have always felt that I think we know that it's an ensemble show, and it's very hard to pick a show to submit… — Patricia Heaton

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