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Ems Quotes by Simone Elkeles
- Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
- I brought a condom," I tell her when I slide her panties down. We're both hot and sweaty, and I can't resist hr anymore. "I…
- Listen, I didn't ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents' DNA, I've got them, and…
- Julian, sometimes girls are like junk food. They look good, and they sure taste good… but you know they're not healthy for you and cause…
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- I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a problem. And when they do say that… — Glenn Beck
- There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. — Yogi Berra
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- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and… — Lewis Black
- Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside six percent.… — Michael Bloomberg
- You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you… — Terry Bradshaw
- I want to make sure I don't interfere with the success of that team next year. I don't see any way I… — Bear Bryant
- I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the theater, we… — James Caan
- Worm or beetle - drought or tempest - on a farmer's land may fall, Each is loaded full o' ruin, but a… — Will Carleton