Egg Quotes

375 quotes by 321 authors

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like… — Rachel RenÃ©e Russell
She stands and moves within the invisible pentacle of her own virginity. She is an unbroken egg: she is a sealed vessel; she has inside… — Angela Carter
There was less than Iâ€™d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose… — Adam Rex
Poirot said placidly, â€œOne does not, you know, employ merely the muscles. I do not need to bend and measure the footprints and pick up… — Agatha Christie
They had reached Lockhart's classroom...'You could've fried an egg on your face" said Ron. 'You'd better hope Creevey doesn't meet Ginny, or they'll be starting… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken. — Rachel Caine
What is done is done; and the cracked egg cannot be cured. — Howard Pyle
Because whipping an atlas at Jackson's head while he was flirt-touching that Frankie girl in geography would have been very satisfying. And beating him with… — Lisi Harrison
A Styrofoam egg carton caught his eye. He opened it and found a single silver orb with little blinking red lights. "This is cool, too!"… — Rick Riordan
... all this talking, this rather liquid confessing, was something I didn't think I could ever bring myself to do. It seemed foolhardy to me,… — Margaret Atwood
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split. — Stephen King
In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? — Samuel Beckett
He blinked a few times, each motion so slow that he was never quite sure if heâ€™d get his eyes open again. He wasnâ€™t wearing… — Julia Quinn
Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've… — Maureen Johnson
The needs of a society determine its ethics, and in the Black American ghettos the hero is that man who is offered only the crumbs… — Maya Angelou
Now listen, Lam," he said, "youâ€™re a nice egg but youâ€™ve got yourself poured into the wrong pan. — Erle Stanley Gardner
Did I ever tell you,â€™ said Lymond pausing on the afterthought, on his way to the flap, â€˜that that aunt of mine once hatched an… — Dorothy Dunnett
Aemonâ€™s blind white eyes came open. â€œEgg?â€ he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks. â€œEgg, I dreamed that I was old. — George R. R. Martin
There was a feeling, not sudden, but complete, as though I had been given a small object to hold unseen in my hands. Precious as… — Diana Gabaldon
I wondered about her chicken-and-egg relationship with Dad. Which came first? Her helplessness or his controlling? — Justina Chen

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