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- Trust is like an egg. Once rotten, it will never give you taste like a fresh egg.
- When it's pouring outside, there's nothing like a bowl of Beef Mami to fill you up. Made with beef brisket and egg noodles, this soup…
- Last one to utilize this is a roettn egg!
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg is…
- Prof: what is ethics? student juan; hmmm ethics are the cousin of ducks , what can you say sir? Prof: very good that ethics will…
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- I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- An irrefutable proof that such single-celled primaeval animals really existed as the direct ancestors of Man, is furnished according to the fundamental… — Ernst Haeckel
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in… — James Allen
- Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
- I have devoted my whole life to the study of Nature, and yet a single sentence may express all that I have… — Louis Agassiz
- Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. — Rudyard Kipling