Egg Quotes

375 quotes by 321 authors

Last one to utilize this is a roettn egg! — Unknown Author
Last one to uitzile this is a rotten egg! — Vicky
You can shoot off some sperm and fertilize an egg but that dam sure dont make you a father, especially when you dont do anything… — Unknown Author
Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that created you! — Madea
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg is… — Unknown Author
You gone wish the sperm did a backstroke when it saw the egg that created you! — Madea
-I would like a ham and cheese biscut with orange juirce. Heler. -*we outta ham* Ya outta ham well just give me a egg biscut.… — Madea
Last one to utlizie this is a rotten egg! — Jalen
Last one to utilize this is a rtoetn egg! — Brynell
Paparazzi is waiting, cause these bitches is stall. Now don't you feel a-stupid, yeah, that's egg on your face. If you weren't so ugly, I'd… — Nicki Minaj
Prof: what is ethics? student juan; hmmm ethics are the cousin of ducks , what can you say sir? Prof: very good that ethics will… — Unknown Author
We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to pink… — Olivia Munn
Next time I'm coming in on an egg. It's a real show-stopper! I want to do it! I like it because it's about who you… — Miley Cyrus
I gotta show em' how to eat right man, that's all...I got all five food groups. Pancakes, sausage-egg McMuffin, cinnamon roll, large orange juice...I just… — Chad Ochocinco
If An Egg Breaks Due To OUTSIDE Force! 'Inside Life Ends.' But... If it Breaks from Inside, 'Life Begins.' GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside.… — Pacifiersucker
Happy easter everyone. I miss easter egg hunting. Is it weird for adults to do that? — Mark Salling
I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg… — Robert Schimmel
You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli. — Jon Cryer
Hearts are fragile. Why would you break them. I feel the story Humpty Dumpty wasn't at all about an egg but a princess's heart. None… — Keith Penney
We like to forget that in fact everything in our life is chance, from our genesis out of the encounter of spermatozoon and egg onward. — Sigmund Freud

Who Wrote These Egg Quotes

321 authors contributed a total of 375 Egg Quotes, led by these top contributors: