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• There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that's what a parent's tears often are, a nostalgia for something…
• The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.
• I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud.
• The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you…
• So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.
• I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.
• I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.
• Everybody has something they love to do. Do that thing.
• Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in…
• Nothing is more satisfying to me than sitting in a dank room, hunched over a single flickering candle like Ebenezer Scrooge, and…
• Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and…
• I am not a music snob. If anything, my musical taste is bad by any critical standards.

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