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War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group.…
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Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing.
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That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes…
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All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us…
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Kittens will make your sad go away
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John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the…
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You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?
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Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are the most…
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And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and…
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At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John…
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I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under…
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No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that…
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Horror fiction seems to spawn more dumbass 'rules' than any other kind of writing, and one of the dumbest is the assumed…
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come and get it, you dumbass
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And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you…
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Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater
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Yo, dumbass. What do you think she’d be doing with them? Giving them ballet lessons? (Darling) Tell me again why I can’t…
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Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and…
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What do you want? "To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel…
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Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a…
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Simon had been all lined up and he’d managed to throw away the best girl he’d ever meet. “What a dumbass,” Beck…
— Jana Oliver
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