Dudes Quotes

162 Dudes quotes by 125 unique authors

There are some dudes who pressure her even when she says stop it. Your not a man you are just a boy that can shave… — Jefferson Bethke
More females should worry about loving themselves and building themselves because some of these dudes not about nothing. — Enhance Dreams
A Girl Just Wants who will not bullshit. Women can handle truth but they really get upset because some dudes just bullshit. — Enhance Dreams
The rumors are true...I'm one of the hardest working dudes you will ever meet...I never sleep...My mind is always in motion. — Tyrese Gibson
Kissing scenes for me are just like kissing cardboard. There are so many dudes around you it's so unsexy. Read more: http://www.greatpersonalities.com/michelle-trachtenberg/ixzz212UYCcyw — Michelle Trachtenberg
If you can't/won't take care of you child/children but can get high/them new J's/tatted/or even trick on these hoes, you a fucken bum in every… — DMarvalouz
Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world. — Aziz Ansari
I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit… — Bill Engvall
She was on the move, seein other dudes, I had to be the only one who didn't know. — Unknown Author
I did a movie called 'Dudes.' Also 'Hot Shots' and 'Morgan Stewart's Coming Home.' I did a bunch of them. I checked my IMDB page,… — Jon Cryer
They take 10 plays out of 4,000 snaps and want to know my thought process on each. What I tried to explain to Goodell, but… — James Harrison
When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked… — Leslie Mann
Most ladies are more mature than guys. I'm guessing that is why they like the older dudes they think their mature too, guess what the… — Justin Lee Riner
This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes this excited to… — Seth Meyers
Dudes steal swag like cologne! Chicks steal pics like like bootleg dvd's — DonTwon
You know what pisses me off? When dudes say why are you a virgin? I say I'm not none of these other females who lay… — Jasmine Robinson
Single dudes, if you're in the bar/clubs and you're reading this you're are not getting laid tonight. — Hussein Nishah
All the girls stop and stare, but all the dudes stop and glare. — Tim Walters
This are my ex boyfriends..they are all hot and cool dudes.. ex 1.)were not friends after we broke up! ex 2.)were friendsafter he get married.… — Enihpesoj
Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town! -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Hey, Dudes! Cowabunga says it all. -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way… — Finding Nemo
My real dudes at texas — Dopekidd
It's sad when I see dudes at the bar that rather drink when I know they have newly born babies. I would cherish every second… — Chad Garcia
These dudes always posting 420 nigga. Shit then light that shit up homie. — Kevin McCarty

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