Duct Quotes

51 Duct quotes by 37 unique authors

Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper… — Jim Butcher
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? — Larry Wall
At first, they told me it was just bile-duct cancer, but once they went in, they removed the gallbladder, the head of my pancreas, and… — Sharon Jones
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. — Unknown Author
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. — Unknown Author
If you cant fix it with duct tape or a martini; it aint worth fixing. — Orebela Gbenga
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, or a Band Aid can't fix it... you have a serious problem! — Ana Chable
No more lightning to harness, All out of thread, Last of my Lego's, No more glue, Or duct tape, Love's Champion, Her Fool, Falls, Into… — Eric Nickel
When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on… — Sherman Austin
Tough guys get duct-taped and butt-raped, And then wine like crushed grape. — French Montana
Sitting on white bricks, wrapped in duct tape. Thirty minutes flat, I could bake a whole cake. — Trae
I got in a lot of trouble from my stepfather for using his duct tape, to tape up my school skirt. So the inside of… — Florence And The Machine
There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m… — Jeri Ryan
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor,… — Peter Griffin
Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver — Brooke M
I can talk about the bodies, I could tell you 'bout the killing. Duct taping niggas in the name of drug dealin.' — Rick Ross
Home invasions, duct tape. Fornicating, counting money with a fuck face. — Rick Ross
Nothing can mend this broken heart of mine not even with duct tape. — Jay Bui
Vodka; it kinda fixes everything like duct tape — Unknown Author
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
First Aid Kit? You mean Duct Tape. — Nikhil Saluja
Hey duct tape, what's REALLY bothering you? — Nikhil Saluja
Amazing Home Remedies: You need only two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it… — Nikhil Saluja
A person needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't,… — Carissa Aydaa
Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better. — Nikhil Saluja

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