Ducks Quotes
345 quotes by 274 authors
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Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around…
— Daniel Handler
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Was that you or the duck?
— Groucho Marx
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Success is an ugly thing. Men are deceived by its false resemblances to merit.... They confound the brilliance of the firmament with the star-shaped footprints…
— Victor Hugo
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There's an epigram tacked to my office bulletin board, pinched from a magazine -- "Wanting to meet an author because you like his work is…
— Margaret Atwood
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A capacity for inferiority in the growing adult is threatened by the temptation by squander that capacity ruthlessly, to revel in hallowness. The syndrom especially…
— Gregory Maguire
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There are two kinds of people,’ she’d said. ‘Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one after the other, and those…
— Gena Showalter
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There is one order of beauty which seems made to turn heads. It is a beauty like that of kittens, or very small downy ducks…
— George Eliot
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Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!
— Charles Dickens
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They would all be sorry... particularly the duck.
— Angie Sage
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Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in…
— Christopher Moore
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My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to…
— Philip Roth
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I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it…
— J D Salinger
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Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister? Errant Student: I'm on my way to get one now. PP: But you can't be in the hall…
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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America is the original version of modernity. We are the dubbed or subtitled version. America ducks the question of origins; it cultivates no origin or…
— Jean Baudrillard
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One is never alone with a rubber duck.
— Douglas Adams
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Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my…
— Rick Riordan
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The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to…
— Mary Roach
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The ducks in St James's Park are so used to being fed bread by secret agents meeting clandestinely that they have developed their own Pavlovian…
— Neil Gaiman
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In any war story, but especially a true one, it's difficult to separate what happened from what seemed to happen. What seems to happen becomes…
— Tim O'Brien
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We lie under the network of arching shells and live in a suspense of uncertainty. If a shot comes, we can duck, that is all;…
— Erich Maria Remarque
Who Wrote These Ducks Quotes
274 authors contributed a total of 345 Ducks Quotes, led by these top contributors: