Drunken Quotes

143 Drunken quotes by 111 unique authors

I don't know what to do!" cried Scrooge, laughing and crying in the same breath; and making a perfect Laocoön of himself with his stockings.… — Charles Dickens
Don't worry. I'm only your escort tonight. I would offer to protect you from the drunken attentions of the other men, but I know all… — Maria V. Snyder
Women are the only realists; their whole object in life is to pit their realism against the extravagant, excessive, and occasionally drunken idealism of men. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A… — Christopher Moore
I’m a goddess of destruction. Tell me honestly that you find nothing exciting about the idea of a billion people screaming out for mercy when… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
He found Luciana sitting alone at a table in the Allied officers' night club, where the drunken Anzac major who had brought her there had… — Joseph Heller
How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind? (Dionysus) Well, gee,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thou hast conquered, O pale Galilean; the world has grown grey from thy breath;/ We have drunken of things Lethean, and fed on the fullness… — Algernon Charles Swinburne
Why what a fool was I to this drunken monster for a God. - Caliban — William Shakespeare
Sadness to me is the happiest time, When a shining city rises from the ruins of my drunken mind. Those times when I'm silent and… — Unknown Author
I think of the snarling, cruel exchange back on the hovercraft. The bitterness that followed. But all I say is "I can't believe you didn't… — Suzanne Collins
Love, how often that word came up in books over and over again. If you had wealth and health, and beauty and talent...you had nothing… — Virginia C. Andrews
I hate a mystery. I would have let the identity of the Commander’s successor remain a secret, as I have for fifteen years, but tonight’s… — Maria V. Snyder
Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or perhaps has a… — Augusten Burroughs
... and because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second. — Michael Chabon
Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk." "And yet, I… — Richelle Mead
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica. — Darynda Jones
As they embrace, she kisses him full on the mouth. And suddenly sticks her tongue right in. She has done this before, often. It’s one… — Christopher Isherwood
Oh dear! A drunken infidel weaver! said Mr. Hale to himself. — Elizabeth Gaskell
Now I am an outcast. I loathe my country. The best thing for me is a drunken sleep on the beach. — Arthur Rimbaud
Leaning her silly, beautiful, drunken head on my shoulder, she said, "Oh, Esther, I don't want to be a feminist. I don't enjoy it. It's… — Joanna Russ
Suddenly the drunken sweetheart appeared out of my door. She drank a cup of ruby wine and sat by my side. Seeing and holding the… — Unknown Author
I refuse to believe that Hendrix had the last possessed hand, that Joplin had the last drunken throat, that Morrison had the last enlightened mind. — Patti Smith
Having said that, I must now admit that I was still afraid of human beings, and before I could meet even the customers in the… — Osamu Dazai
It is what is left to him," said Will. "Do you not recall what he says to Lucie? 'If it had been possible... that you… — Cassandra Clare

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