Drunken Quotes

143 Drunken quotes by 111 unique authors

The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool. — LL Cool J
Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war. — Johnny Cash
The drunken politician leaps upon the street where mothers weep, and the saviors who are fast asleep, they wait for you. — Bob Dylan
I unconsciously decided that, even if it wasn't an ideal world, it should be. So I painted only the ideal aspects of it - pictures… — Norman Rockwell
Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken. — Eugene O'Neill
My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem. — Colin Firth
There are popular celebrities, there are unpopular celebrities and then there are the walking dead. You know the walking dead when you see them: they… — Jeffrey Kluger
An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination. — Andrew Lang
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. — Herman Melville
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier… — George Bernard Shaw
I have drunken deep of joy, And I will taste no other wine tonight. — Percy Bysshe Shelley
At the halfway point of any drunken night, there is a moment when an Indian realizes he cannot turn back toward tradition and that he… — Sherman Alexie
I can wade Grief -- Whole Pools of it -- I'm used to that -- But the least push of Joy Breaks up my feet… — Emily Dickinson
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now. — Steven Morrissey
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart… — Hunter S. Thompson
America is proud of what it does to its writers, the way it breaks and bedevils them, rendering them deluded or drunken or dead by… — Martin Amis
When some drunken fool asked if she was a lesbian, she would say, 'In everything but sexual preference. — Michael Chabon
...in that drunken place you would like to hand your heart to her and say touch it but then give it back. — Charles Bukowski
I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken, disorderly subject; a… — George Bernard Shaw
One fast move or I'm gone,' I realize, gone the way of the last three years of drunken hopelessness which is a physical and spiritual… — Jack Kerouac
We fumed and screamed in our mountain nook, mad drunken Americans in the mighty land. We were on the roof of America and all we… — Jack Kerouac
Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool? Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool;… — William Shakespeare
One of the disadvantages of almost universal education was the fact that all kinds of persons acquired a familiarity with one's favorite writers. It gave… — Stella Gibbons
Your lullaby would waken a drunken goblin! — J.R.R. Tolkien
That's what was wrong with drinking too much. You became immune to drunken delights. There was no solace in liquor. Before you got happy, you… — Richard Matheson

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