Drinking Beer Quotes

25 Drinking Beer quotes by 24 unique authors

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. — Gary Allan
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer every… — Alex Blackwell
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Unknown Author
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is… — Unknown Author
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer.… — Ed O'Neill
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer... — Joe Teti
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear… — Rick Derringer
An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general and abstract, near… — John Updike
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they end up giving… — Henry Cavill
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ...… — Henry Ward Beecher
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... — Hiroko Sakai
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. — Johnny Damon
When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside… — James Crumley
Wolfe was drinking beer and looking at pictures of snowflakes in a book someone had sent him from Czechoslovakia... ...Wolfe seemed absorbed in the pictures.… — Rex Stout
It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you… — Alice Cooper
Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost pure beauty in… — Charles Bukowski
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. — Tina Fey
There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of… — Rick Moranis
On weekends, you'd wake up, go to the beach, go hiking, and by the time people in Iowa were drinking beer out of the back… — Sarah Wayne Callies
Love is like drinking beer. Once you get too much of it, you begin to act stupid. — Nishan Panwar
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all… — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I… — Jonah Hill

Who Wrote These Drinking Beer Quotes

24 authors contributed a total of 25 Drinking Beer Quotes as follows: