Doughnut Quotes

83 quotes by 68 authors

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said.… — Janet Evanovich
The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just… — Janet Evanovich
Thereâ€™s always tomorrow.â€ â€œExactly,â€ she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldnâ€™t starve to death, she decided. Maybe sheâ€™d eat… — Janet Evanovich
She wasn't happy, but then she wasn't unhappy. She wasn't anything. But I don't believe anyone is a nothing. There has to be something inside,… — John Steinbeck
Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. — Janet Evanovich
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother… — Jennifer Crusie
Now-whatâ€™s our game plan?â€ Coach Hedge belched. Heâ€™d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from… — Rick Riordan
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in… — Ilona Andrews
Oh, Claire," he said. "You think me a far better man than I am. That's kind, and flattering." "Are you saying that you -" "Doughnuts!"… — Rachel Caine
I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem. — Janet Evanovich
You don't know me, dude," he says, not smiling this time. Gonzo examines his cards, prepping for his next move. "People always think that they… — Libba Bray
Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli — Janet Evanovich
I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead. — Janet Evanovich
She figured if you weren't woman enough to carry your doughnuts with pride, you shouldn't be eating them. — Francine Pascal
You're a cop. I need a doughnut. — Jim Butcher
Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good… — Rachel Caine
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! — Oscar Wilde
Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us… — Mike Huckabee
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money… — Mitch Hedberg
He (President Abraham Lincoln) has a face like a hoosier Michael Angelo, so awful ugly it becomes beautiful, with its strange mouth, its deep-cut, criss-cross… — Walt Whitman

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