Doughnut Quotes

83 quotes by 68 authors

I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it. — Lauren Graham
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme… — Teri Polo
Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other… — Nikolai Gogol
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking… — Jeff Foxworthy
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. — George Jean Nathan
President Obama is closing the prescription drug doughnut hole. He strengthened Medicare! He extended the life of the program by eight years. And what Governor… — Debbie Wasserman Schultz
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. — Hillary Scott
I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts. — Gene Simmons
Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has… — Richard Simmons
I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that… — Mark Twain
A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the… — David Sedaris
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? — Jim Butcher
Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect… — Haruki Murakami
My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that "self honesty" can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess… — Alton Brown
A Paradox, the doughnut hole. Empty space, once, but now they've learned to market even that. A minus quantity; nothing, rendered edible. I wondered if… — Margaret Atwood
Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and… — Janet Evanovich
I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. — Rick Riordan
As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. — Cassandra Clare
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Childrenâ€™s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You… — John Green
So here I am, my affections torn between a postal service that never feeds me but can tackle a challenge and one that gives me… — Bill Bryson

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