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• You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
• There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
• Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
• Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
• It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with.…
• Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
• Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many…
• Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire'…
• At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
• Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
• A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create…
• Things have no power that humans don't put there.

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