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I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. — John Wilmot
Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions. — Tertullian
A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done… — James Boswell
I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up. — Lisa Bonet
God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and… — Cynthia Rylant
Hear our humble prayer, O God. Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to the animals. — Albert Schweitzer
Our German forefathers had a very kind religion. They believed that, after death, they would meet again all the good dogs that had been their… — Otto von Bismarck
Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so. — Isaac Watts
ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog. — Ambrose Bierce
Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard… — Mary Roberts Rinehart
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one — George Gobel
I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog… — Tony Stewart
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a… — Kathy Lette
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. — Damon Hill
I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers. — Denise Richards
I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel. — Sarah Michelle Gellar
I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog. — Victoria Pratt
The more I know about men the more I like dogs. — Gloria Allred
What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know? — Larry Bird
They take unbelievable pleasure in the hideous blast of the hunting horn and baying of the hounds. Dogs dung smells sweet as cinnamon to them. — Desiderius Erasmus
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. — William Maxwell
To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?" — David Ogilvy
The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people. — Daniel Pinkwater
A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost. — Charlotte Gray
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. — Barbara Holland

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