Doctors Quotes

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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. — Earl Wilson
Robots may cut down on infection and mean a consultant can see more patients, but wouldn't you rather meet the doctor than a machine? — Robert Winston
There were never any doctors in my family. But my grandparents and my mother had a strong social conscience that was formative. — Robert Winston
People think I appear on television to promote my image. That's not fair. I hate filming. I turned down 'Strictly Come Dancing.' But television is… — Robert Winston
As a kid, I always wanted to be lots of things. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the French Foreign… — Jonathan Winters
I had parents who believed I could do anything - and I know how that made me feel. I think both my parents, having careers… — Reese Witherspoon
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. — Frank Lloyd Wright
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I… — Steven Wright
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. — Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. — Henny Youngman
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. — Henny Youngman
The athlete of today is not an athlete alone. He's the center of a team - doctors, scientists, coaches, agents and so on. — Emil Zatopek
Before I started chemotherapy treatments, I wrote down the best advice from doctors, family, friends, books, and survivors and created an 'Owner's Manual' to help… — Regina Brett
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure… — Larry the Cable Guy
My dad was in the military, yeah. He was in the Air Force, and he was a doctor, so he would go places for six… — Felicia Day
My dream is to be a doctor. I'm almost working in a laboratory, because I'm trying new techniques, new directions and fabrics, new weaving. — Alber Elbaz
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was. — Chris Hardwick
Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from… — Ken Kesey
I'm incredibly proud of 'Life On Mars' and 'Doctor Who.' They're just a blast to do. — John Simm
[The doctor] peeked into the trauma room and saw the situation: the clerk - that is, me - standing next to the orderly, Georgie, both… — Denis Johnson

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