Doctors Quotes

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A smartphone links patients' bodies and doctors' computers, which in turn are connected to the Internet, which in turn is connected to any smartphone anywhere.… — Charles C. Mann
Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. — Groucho Marx
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. — Walter Matthau
I really wanted to be a doctor, until my freshman year of college when I realized that while I was good at chemistry and biology,… — Marissa Mayer
Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they'll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who… — Jenny McCarthy
I wanted to be a doctor at one point and I also wanted to be a pilot. I think if you grow up in a… — James McAvoy
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, 'Hey, sorry about the autism, but here's a step-by-step list on what… — Jenny McCarthy
Dr. Cox mentors the rookie doctors with a spoonful of dirt and then a cup of sugar. I see him as an archetypal descendent of… — John C. McGinley
I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half… — Al McGuire
Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. — Al McGuire
My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working 16 hours a day. — Christopher Meloni
The moment my doctor told me, I went silent. My mum and dad were with me, then we all went to pieces. I was saying,… — Kylie Minogue
The south produced statesmen and soldiers, planters and doctors and lawyers and poets, but certainly no engineers and mechanics. Let Yankees adopt such low callings. — Margaret Mitchell
Healthcare should be between the doctor and the patient. And if the doctor says something needs to be done, the government should guarantee it gets… — Michael Moore
The health insurance industry does not like to pay out claims, because they don't make money. The only way they can make a profit is… — Michael Moore
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all… — Willie Nelson
Those who oppose reform will also tell you that under our plan, you won't get to choose your doctor - that some bureaucrat will choose… — Barack Obama
I know that there are millions of Americans who are content with their health care coverage - they like their plan and, most importantly, they… — Barack Obama
Michelle and I don't want anyone telling us who our family's doctor should be - and no one should decide that for you either. Under… — Barack Obama

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