Doctors Quotes

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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other. — W.C. Fields
If thou couldst, doctor, cast The water of my land, find her disease, And purge it to a sound and pristine health, I would applaud… — William Shakespeare
As a doctor, let me tell you what self-love does: It improves your hearing, your eyesight, lowers your blood pressure, increases pulmonary function, cardiac output,… — Christiane Northrup
Everyone works in the service of man. We doctors work directly on man himself... The great mystery of man is Jesus: 'He who visits a… — Gianna Beretta Molla
I'm up all night against my will My medicine won't let me feel anything at all The doctor gave me sleeping pills and I took… — Joseph Arthur
Who could believe an ant in theory? A giraffe in blueprint? Ten thousand doctors of what's possible Could reason half the jungle out of being. — John Ciardi
Doctor Johnson said, that in sickness there were three things that were material; the physician, the disease, and the patient: and if any two of… — Francis Bacon
I am a physician. I keep a drug-shop of lies. I give relief, consolation. Can one console and relieve without lying? ... Only women and… — Anatole France
I think, certainly, in history, if you look back, a lot of people would go through their careers, build a business, or be a doctor,… — Dana Perino
If you have health insurance, then you don't have to do anything. If you've got health insurance through your employer, you can keep your health… — Barack Obama
What is impossible to see from the viewpoint of those who believe in cures is that the very symptoms the good doctors have suppressed and… — Philip K. Chapman
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The… — Henny Youngman
Quite often the social doctors become part of the disease. — Eric Hoffer
The exercise of prayer, in those who habitually exert it, must be regarded by us doctors as the most adequate and normal of all the… — William James
The patient typically finds himself impelled by some deep, inner conviction that something is true, or right, or virtuous: a conviction that doesn't seem to… — Richard Dawkins
My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life. — Lee Trevino
Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every… — Pablo Picasso
If you actually are a doctor and admitted it, you'd say, 'I don't cure a huge percentage, I don't have a 50 percent cure rate… — Patch Adams
So modern 'pothecaries, taught the art By doctor's bills to play the doctor's part, Bold in the practice of mistaken rules, Prescribe, apply, and call… — Alexander Pope
There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one… — Charles Barkley

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