Doctors Quotes

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I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ... — Dave Barry
In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot. — Dave Barry
I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion.… — Dave Barry
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal. — Erma Bombeck
If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge. — Robert Benchley
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope
A tin horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor — H. L. Mencken
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in… — Milton Berle
The children themselves, before they get access to a car, are captives of their suburb, save for those families where the housewives surrender continuity in… — David Riesman
The language of Doctor Johnson and Mrs Hester Lynch Thrale, and that of their adult contemporaries, was the stately language of the time, polished, stylish,… — Robert Burchfield
I have never gone to a doctor in my adult life, feeling instinctively that doctors meant either cutting or, just as bad, diet. — Carson McCullers
The doctor will persist in laboring under the delusion that patients want common sense instead of magic. — Rae Foley
Any old woman can love God better than a doctor of theology can. — Bonaventure
The other thing is that doctors test only the most common estrogen level. There are three kinds of estrogen in a woman but they don't… — Marie Osmond
I'm my own doctor. I have a group of people who call me up on a weekly basis. I'm a 'doctor' without a license. — George Hamilton
It's the idea that when you say 'actress', people think of an airy, floaty, no-brain person, which of course you can't be if you are… — Miranda Richardson
The judges of normality are present everywhere. We are in the society of the teacher-judge, the doctor-judge, the educator-judge, the social worker -judge. — Michel Foucault
I had a fear of becoming anything, a fear of becoming a specialist. I might have become a doctor, but if you become a doctor,… — Graham Swift
There are two things panic patients hate to do. They hate to take medication - and they hate to go to doctors. They hate to… — Earl Campbell
I am like a doctor. I have written a prescription to help the patient. If the patient doesn't want all the pills I've recommended, that's… — Javier Perez de Cuellar

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