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Doctor Livingstone, I presume? — Henry Morton Stanley
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor. — Elayne Boosler
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor — John Cleese
If I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
When we go to our meeting with God, we should go like a patient to his doctor, first to be thoroughly examined and afterwards to… — Ole Hallesby
He had never seen a woman doctor before, and his whole conservative soul rose up in revolt at the idea. He could not recall any… — Arthur Conan Doyle
The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle
When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!' — Sally Field
Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job. — Josh Billings
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. — Rodney Dangerfield
As an O.B. doctor of thirty years, and having delivered 4,000 babies, I can assure you life begins at conception. — Ron Paul
To a reporter after Ray was pounded by Edmonton's Georges Laraque: What are you, the fight doctor now or something? You've never been in a… — Unknown Author
Today's Uncle Tom doesn't wear a handkerchief on his head. This modern, twentieth-century Uncle Thomas now often wears a top hat. He's usually well-dressed and… — Malcolm X
The government has departments to deal with the special interest groups that make themselves heard and felt. A Department of Agriculture cares for the farmers'… — Malcolm X
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool. — Hippocrates
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of… — Hippocrates
Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once. — Jerome K. Jerome
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate… — Joe E. Lewis
A newborn child has to cry, for only in this way will his lungs expand. A doctor once told me of a child who could… — Sadhu Sundar Singh
From your confessor, lawyer and doctor, hide not your case on no condition. [Is this a way of saying that honesty is the best policy?] — John Harington
Evil comes at leisure like the disease. Good comes in a hurry like the doctor. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Outside Independence Hall when the Constitutional Convention of 1787 ended, Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, "Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic… — Benjamin Franklin
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" — Rodney Dangerfield
Science affects the average man and woman in two ways already. He or she benefits by its application driving a motor-car or omnibus instead of… — John B. S. Haldane

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