Best Dentist Quotes

155 Dentist quotes by 136 unique authors

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had… — Zach Braff
The magnitude of an action may change not only the strength of its impact, but the direction. If you became a dentist, for example, you… — Marilyn vos Savant
Cities are gentrified by the following types of people in sequence: first the risk-oblivious (artists), then the risk-aware (developers), finally the risk adverse (dentists from… — Bill Kraus
There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business. — Unknown Author
Sentimentality and nostalgia are closely related. Kissing cousins. I have no time for nostalgia, though. Nostalgics believe the past is nicer than the present. It… — Mal Peet
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.… — Jack Handey
If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts… — Jack Handey
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." — Tommy Cooper
Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth… — Jojo Moyes
A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be, — Joshua Ferris
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice
It seems to be a general belief that the will of God is to make things distasteful for us, like taking bad-tasting medicine when we… — Charles L. Allen
We've got to let the people know that there is a necessity, it's not even an option, it's a necessity to have a chiropractor. As… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
Time - whether you are burning it up or falling in love or spreading it out thin in a dentist's waiting room - is a… — Joan Lindsay
A logo doesn't need to say what a company does. Restaurant logos don't need to show food, dentist logos don't need to show teeth, furniture… — David Airey
I’ve broken a cardinal rule of art, music, and career paths: actors are supposed to act, and musicians are supposed to music. That’s how it… — Hugh Jackman
Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer. — Charles Bukowski
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year… — Chuck Lorre
I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes. — Patricia Richardson
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. — Augusten Burroughs
Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but… — Ken Wilber
It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps. — John Arlott
I could give you absolutely sterling advice on how to avoid writing, how when you run out of things to do other than going to… — Tony Kushner
Economists have allowed themselves to walk into a trap where we say we can forecast, but no serious economist thinks we can. You don't expect… — Tim Harford

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