Dead Quotes

6667 Dead quotes by 3504 unique authors

To All the dead beat Dad's FUCK OFF! You don't deserve no Fucking gifts. Get the fuck out of here! So what if is FATHER'S… — Glen Rambharack
Even when we are dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. — Kwabena Sefa
@griffsie I'm playing Nickelback at your funeral to make sure you're really dead and not faking it. — Leila
No matter where you come from or who raised you or how bad your life has been, you make your life what it is, blame… — Nishan Panwar
All the best rappers are usually dead. But I'm the poison that left a widow Juliet. In the studio with candles lit and Buddha heads.… — Mac Miller
I said it must be the drugs that got us thinking crazy shit. Looking up into the clouds where the angels sit. They looking down,… — Mac Miller
Everytime I find a dead body, I wish it was a pizza. Every time. — Nikhil Saluja
I love, oh God, I shouldn't say this, I'm really good at bringing orchids back from the dead. — Stephen Moyer
Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock. — Nikhil Saluja
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja
One thing nice about being dead is that you immediately become eligible to appear on stamps and money. — Nikhil Saluja
You shouldn't have to work so hard to keep someone in your life. Relationships are either 2-way streets or dead end roads. — Kemmy Nola
He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass...He asked… — Jennifer Lawrence
I Don't Have To Kill Myself. I'm Already Dead. — Ashley Berryhill
Though I know he died long ago, I saw him once in a old movie called Summer Place he was called Troy Donahue. He was… — Kyle MacDonald
The Lawyer hopes you get into trouble The Doctor hopes you fall ill The police hopes you become a criminal The Coffin Maker wants you… — Crosby Kwaw
CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. — Nikhil Saluja
Waitin to get your cake up is like waitin for a dead man to wake up ! — Anthony Vargas
Past is dead, and let it be history. In order sadness of your past not to ruin you, take today for the first day of… — Chandrababu VS
If you cant follow GOD rules then you going to fall dead on your face.... — Unknown Author

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