Date Quotes

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Wilson: House, you're right! Why not? Why not date you?? Its brilliant; weve known each other for years, we've put up with all kinds of… — House MD
Pass the collection plate, niggas thought shit was gone change on election date. — Big KRIT
What's today's date, and today's time? Sit-ups, push-ups and write a new rhyme. — Tony Yayo
If you're tired of the masturbater, little girl, we can go on a date and if you like, I'll jack you off. — Prince
I'd rather date a meat eater than a smoker. — Matthew Lush
When she was three, her Barbies always did it on the first date. — Bare Naked Ladies
A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth. — Samantha Jones
A date is not a date until you kiss. -Shawn — Boy Meets World
As my train rolls, a text from an angel Hits my iphone. love her, I don't. But she still wanna see me later, Her stalker… — Ryan Leslie
Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler
Forget your court date. Lock me away, the world waits. Cuffs cut deep to the bones. — Matt And Kim
What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date! -Lrr — Futurama
It's not like I'm gonna marry the guy; I'm just going on a date. — Audrina Patridge
The producers try to get me to persuade guys I'm interested in to be on it. If the paparazzi shoot me out on a date… — Audrina Patridge
One court date can turn an outlaw to an inmate but just stay, ship him upstate by the Great Lakes and than a-wait and wait… — Kool G Rap
If you've got to take it. Take it easy. Never hurry to a date. Eat your supper; let 'em wait. — Fats Waller
You got a date Robert? Did you tell her, that you got two sets of genitals: a vagina and a coochie? Oh, that's a conjunction!… — Boondocks
On a date...To get some Chai Tea lattes. You, open the door for me always. — Angel Taylor
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie.… — Date Attell
So cool my bitch got no shoes my whip is new but I'm playin old school always keep it up to date that's why the… — Wiz Khalifa

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