Date Quotes

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Dear ladies, date like a man so that you don't get dumped like a bitch — Mercy Pheona
Sometimes I hate it when u say u like me and they go behind my back and date my other friend one u are a… — Mercedes
If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a kiss, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt… — Kemis Khan
The beauty of Christmas lies not just in the date, but in the feeling it gives. — Terry Mark
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. — John Vercetti
Guys! While your'e BUSY ignoring your lady, another guy is TRYING really hard to get her attention. While your'e too busy for her, another guy… — London Mond
Real men don't date the most beautiful girl in the world,they date the girl who makes their world the most beautiful. — Green Monk
I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples. — Green Monk
When choosing a girl to date, don't go with your gut feeling. Go with your nut feeling. That'll lead to some butt feeling. — Green Monk
Hello I'm Valerie I'm new hearrrrr. I'm 5'5 anddd I'm 16 n pregnant I'm havin a girl:). Yes I'm still CONTACTIN my baby's father(we no… — Proud Mother
Fuck love I am tried of trying to find the shit if u wanna date u got to wait into I am 18 — Chirs Brown
If a guy only wants you for your legs , thighs , or breasts , don't date him , give him directions to KFC . — Green Monk
Date a guy with a planned future. And not a guy with an Instagram swag. — Annie Nicholas
Tips: 1. Do not say I love you if you do not mean it. 2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.… — KiKi Strack
Date idea: run away from society together. — Christine
An ex is called an ex because they're an ex-ample of who not to date next time. — Green Monk
As we all have the rights to make any wish on a shooting star when you get lucky to see one, I know I have… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
The best date is with someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart. — Nylle
I swapped my neighbor's newspaper with last years newspaper from the same date. He didn't even notice! — Green Monk
Why do girls boyfriend date u if they don't like u I don't get it and they kiss u after they dump u — Boys

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