Damn Quotes

1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin
Never saw one worth a damn. — Harry Vardon
If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much, but I shall stay the way I am, because I do not… — Dorothy Parker
Our strength is in our dreams, and those who do not dare to dream damn themselves. — Merle Shain
I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back… — Charles Barkley
Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group. — Charles Barkley
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball. — Charles Barkley
The Spurs couldn't put everything aside and just play the damn game. — Dennis Rodman
I might not be the same, but that's not important/No freedom till we're equal, damn right I support it — William J. Clinton
I got moxie, I'm so damn cocky. Industry tried to block me like cops and paparazzi. — Lauryn Hill
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my… — Demetri Martin
I would probably list myself as mostly straight. I've met guys all the time that I'm like, Damn, that's a good-looking guy, you know? I've… — Josh Hutcherson
The constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself. — John Ciardi
Corporations have neither bodies to kick, nor souls to damn. — Andrew Jackson
LIGHT FROM WITHIN my friend, cancer got you damn it: you had it beat for seven years at least. how did it come back? Why… — Wallace Stevens
Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame. — Mark Twain
Peter Keating: "Do you always have to have a purpose? Do you always have to be so damn serious? Can't you ever do things without… — Ayn Rand
Yes, there are parallels. The difference is that I just look at [my son] David and think that he's absolutely perfect, whereas you look at… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Know that a word suddenly shot from the tongue is like an arrow shot from the bow. Son, that arrow won't turn back on its… — Unknown Author
Tell me there is a God in the serene heavens that will damn his children for the expression of an honest belief! More men have… — Robert Green Ingersoll

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