Damn Quotes

1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors

Shut your damn mouth. — Nick Offerman
If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be… — Jack Lambert
Lets go eat a God damn snack — Rex Ryan
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. — Huey Long
The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn. — Agatha Christie
Dollars damn me; and the malicious Devil is forever grinning in upon me, holding the door ajar. ... What I feel most moved to write,… — Herman Melville
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. — Mark Twain
...You have to pass an exam, and the jobs that you get are either to shine shoes, or to herd cows, or to tend pigs.… — Arthur Rimbaud
I was in the midst of it all - saw war where war is worst - not on the battlefields, no - in the hospitals… — Walt Whitman
I'm the head coach at LSU. I will be the head coach at LSU. I have no interest in talking to anybody else. I got… — Les Miles
Our job is to find a few intelligent things to do, not to keep up with every damn thing in the world. — Charlie Munger
She think I'm the realest out and I say 'damn that makes 2 of us'. — Drake
I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is mine, making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring real life altogether;… — P.G. Wodehouse
Writing is like everything else: the more you do it the better you get. Don't try to perfect as you go along, just get to… — Iain Banks
It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write. — Sinclair Lewis
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his… — Ernest Hemingway
Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud… — Melissa McCarthy
Available light is any damn light that is available! — W. Eugene Smith
There's no particular class of photograph that I think is any better than any other class. I'm always and forever looking for the image that… — Minor White
I will not last forever. But I am damn well going to know I have been here. — George A. Sheehan

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