Damn Quotes

1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors

I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my… — Demetri Martin
I would probably list myself as mostly straight. I've met guys all the time that I'm like, Damn, that's a good-looking guy, you know? I've… — Josh Hutcherson
The constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself. — John Ciardi
Corporations have neither bodies to kick, nor souls to damn. — Andrew Jackson
LIGHT FROM WITHIN my friend, cancer got you damn it: you had it beat for seven years at least. how did it come back? Why… — Wallace Stevens
Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame. — Mark Twain
Peter Keating: "Do you always have to have a purpose? Do you always have to be so damn serious? Can't you ever do things without… — Ayn Rand
Yes, there are parallels. The difference is that I just look at [my son] David and think that he's absolutely perfect, whereas you look at… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Know that a word suddenly shot from the tongue is like an arrow shot from the bow. Son, that arrow won't turn back on its… — Unknown Author
Tell me there is a God in the serene heavens that will damn his children for the expression of an honest belief! More men have… — Robert Green Ingersoll
L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking. — Wanda Sykes
It's the same with all the thoughts and feelings and other experiences that arise in the ocean of ourselves. The ocean never resists them, it… — Suzanne Segal
It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. — Edna St. Vincent Millay
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian
Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The… — Ronald Reagan
English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones. — Maureen Johnson
I am usually always singing about the same god damn person so I will love him forever but you know, it's all good. It's all… — Lana Del Rey
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. — Clark Gable
One hundred years ago, if someone said, 'damn,' people would take notice. Now, you can say almost anything. Secrets are the same way. Once upon… — Paul Levinson
My daddy used to say that I was too big to ride and too little to hitch a wagon - no good for a damn… — Unknown Author
We cannot cheat on DNA. We cannot get round photosynthesis. We cannot say I am not going to give a damn about phytoplankton. All these… — Barbara Ward, Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth
Damn the Solar System. Bad light; planets too distant; pestered with comets; feeble contrivance; could make a better myself. — Francis Jeffrey, Lord Jeffrey
I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a God damn thing. — Unknown Author
Now I'm growing and I can see my faults. I can look at myself objectively and say I can't blame anyone else; it was my… — Christopher Atkins
Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true. — Kurt Angle

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