Dad Quotes

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I was born and raised in East Los Angeles by a single mom who had three biological kids and adopted four more. I never met… — will.i.am
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's… — Thom Yorke
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? — Henny Youngman
My dad was in the military, yeah. He was in the Air Force, and he was a doctor, so he would go places for six… — Felicia Day
I spent my teenage years in Paris when my dad was stationed there, and I'd look at women in their forties and think, 'That's the… — Helen McCrory
If my own current husband was suddenly a stay-at-home dad, it would be emasculating. That would be hard for me. — Hanna Rosin
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. — Abraham Lincoln
I finally understood that no matter what I did, or who I found, I-he-none of us-would ever be able to win over the memories she… — Nicole Krauss
Dad himself used to tell a story about one time when Mother went off to fill a lecture engagement and left him in charge at… — Frank B. Gilbreth Jr.
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? — Bill Watterson
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like… — Bill Watterson
It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be. — Homer
I wondered if the fire had been out to get me. I wondered if all fire was related, like Dad said all humans were related,… — Jeannette Walls
It wasn't a love story." -Tar's dad It was a love story. Me, Gemma, and junk." -Tar — Melvin Burgess
Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey. — Nick Hornby
Dad claims that library science is the foundation of all sciences just as math is the key -- and we will survive or founder, depending… — Robert A. Heinlein
Dad," said Will, his voice very faint. "Are you a good person?" "To you and your mother, yes, I try. But no man's a hero… — Ray Bradbury
Despite everything my mom and doctor and dad have said to me about blame, I can't stop thinking what I know. And I know that… — Stephen Chbosky
The Screaming flashed me back to a time when mom and dad were still together if you could call miles apart together. — Ellen Hopkins
Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red… — Bill Watterson
He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house? — Bill Watterson
How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding. "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I… — Mark Twain
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? — Bill Watterson

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