Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey. — Allison Williams
I couldn't be a cameraman or a designer or an actor - I have to be a director because I learned how to do that… — Joe Wright
I absolutely love working with my dad because there is such an ease about it, and I also love his company. — Samuel West
I didn't really hear any other music other than what my dad was working on until I was 12. My recollection of hearing other music… — Dweezil Zappa
I liked a lot of the things other people liked - Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Van Halen, AC/DC - but if I compared it to… — Dweezil Zappa
You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke… — Johnny Vegas
Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill… — Billy Crystal
You see, Dad, Professor McLuhan says that the environment that man creates becomes his medium for defining his role in it. The invention of type… — Marshall McLuhan
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. — Jessica Hahn
My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins… — Benicio Del Toro
My dad was one of the reasons I got into rock and roll, because I was learning the ropes of his business, which was selling… — Billy Idol
My role model is my dad. — Sean William Scott
When I was a boy, I used to pull a big cross saw with my dad. He'd use his right hand, so I'd have to… — Joe Frazier
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. — Jon Lovitz
My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much. — Skeet Ulrich
I had just lost my dad and I remembered all the songs we used to go and hear at concerts, and the records around the… — Vince Gill
In my case, I was born to parents who were very young, and I don't think they were entirely ready to have a child. My… — Gillian Anderson
I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was… — Barry Bonds
I didn't always want to be a dad. — Liam Gallagher
My dad took me to my first movie. — Steven Spielberg
My dad was a good athlete. My mom had longevity. There were some athletic genes that certainly got passed down. — Hale Irwin
I also turn down what's probably a good amount of coinage to be made out of playing dads, an incredible number of obnoxious dad. — Bill Pullman
My parents divorced when I was young but I was brought up in two really loving households. I didn't have a contentious relationship with my… — Matt Damon
It was my dream playing for the Montreal Canadiens - it was my dad's team. — Guy Lafleur
But while mum and dad were incredibly caring, it was also a very chaotic household where everyone fought about everything. So I know what it's… — Dave Eggers

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