Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time… — Jack Handey
My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad. — Derek Jeter
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to. — Bill Hicks
I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living. — Glenn Frey
My dad never pushed me but the big thing is that he helped me by going out in the backyard and playing with me. — Bart Starr
We've got a dictatorial president and a Justice Department that does not want Congress involved. Your guy's acting like he's king. His dad was at… — Dan Burton
My dad didn't want me to play guitar. He played piano, so I chose that. And I ended up loving it — Gavin DeGraw
My dad was a sports writer when I was younger and then he became just a general columnist. But I grew up with him literally… — Amy Klobuchar
To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off. — Robert Moog
Dad is always hiding in his book. — E L Doctorow
I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my… — Frankie Boyle
That was on a night in August. Dad Lewis died early that morning and the young girl Alice from next door got lost in the… — Kent Haruf
I love being a dad. I just love it. — Jerry Seinfeld
Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrationally time consuming, the word golf itself… — Jerry Seinfeld
Dad and I did not care at all for your story in The New Yorker … [I]t does seem, dear, that this gloomy kind of… — Shirley Jackson
My dad just imprinted in my mind from a very young age that you always do what you say you're gonna do when you say… — Bob Corker
I remember opening my dad's closet and there were, like, 40 suits, every color of the rainbow, plaid and winter and summer. He had two… — Jon Hamm
Point me to 50 people online who think I'm super sexy. I'll point you to 50 more who say he's old and looks like my… — Jon Hamm
There is no other relationship quite like that which can and should exist between a boy and his dad. It can be one of the… — M. Russell Ballard
I had never said, 'dad, I love you'. — Michael Reagan
Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most. — Ted Rall
That's the way it is with firstborns. Mom and Dad may think they're in charge, but the firstborn knows better, and so does the youngest… — Kevin Leman
My dad was an engineer and so I had this picture of science and technology and pursuits of the mind as being more impressive than… — Scott McCloud
My dad was an inventor, and I think I've always had a rosy view of technology, or at least its potential. — Scott McCloud
My dad was an incredibly brave man, completely dedicated to his family, with a love for all. If I could be half the dad he… — Tom Daley

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